AKA "Grumpy Grandpa Pete"
Grandpa who?
Grandpa who asked to obtain his wings
Had to raise birds to even come close to that thing
Who tried to be a father and a husband too
Oh grandpa you had no clue!
He was always falling down
But if it was you he would say
"If you're not squirting blood, then you're okay"
We will miss him bunches though this is true
For he was a brother to thirteen and a son to two
So to you Grumpy Grandpa Pete we declare
You've got hell to pay. We're sure, up there.
Sealed for time & all eternity